Get snazzy

Have you ever dreamed about wearing your favorite comedy catch phrase?
If no, then you’re a normal human being.
If yes, then you’ve come to the right place.
(looking to launch in winter)

Get satirical

Wearable satire is the best kind of satire.
Even if you don’t buy some for yourself, you should tell those certain flies buzzing around your Facebook timeline (you know, the ones you just don’t have the heart to un-friend) about Shahgundunned (made in ‘muricka). And let the experiment begin.
(looking to launch in winter)