Unsafe Words: Abstinence Or Else

Admittedly, this bit is a tad more crass than I normally like to be (and that’s saying a lot). But sometimes satire calls for the offensive. In addition to highlighting the hypocritical pro-life underpinnings of the Abstinence Only movement, I wanted to have some fun with the lies we tell ourselves to keep from exploring ourselves, as well as to satirically poke the prudish beasts that scare us from adventuring out into the sexual wild.

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